Why I Can’t Relate to TV Births At All

Pretty much every time I’ve ever watched a birth scene on TV, I found myself yelling at the screen: THAT’S NOT EVEN HOW IT WORKS!   For a while I assumed, “well, this is because they only hire male writers”. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that plenty of TV shows employ women. So, either…

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NAILED IT!

Since I’m about to abandon my four-year-old with her grandparents for a week, I couldn’t say no when she asked me for a play tent in Walmart today. After an afternoon of shopping while battling the Alabama heat (95 degrees) and humidity (573 percent), I returned home with this thing. My mom and the other…

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Men, I beg of you! FEED YOUR BABIES DISCREETLY!

Men, I bet of you. FEED YOUR BABIES DISCREETLY!

Daddies of young babies, I have something to ask of you. Could you please be more considerate of other people when venturing into public spaces with your child? All I’m asking for is a bit of modesty. Specifically, I’m talking about feeding your baby. When you pick up your baby to feed it, your arms…

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