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Why Moms Should NOT Bottle Feed in Public!

Why Moms Should NOT Bottle Feed in Public!

Maybe this will ruffle a few feathers, but moms, I have something to say to you: You’ve got to stop bottle feeding your babies in public. I see this everywhere I go lately, and it’s really quite sickening on a number of levels. I’m so distracted by all these bottles, I can’t concentrate on work,…

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Men, I beg of you! FEED YOUR BABIES DISCREETLY!

Men, I bet of you. FEED YOUR BABIES DISCREETLY!

Daddies of young babies, I have something to ask of you. Could you please be more considerate of other people when venturing into public spaces with your child? All I’m asking for is a bit of modesty. Specifically, I’m talking about feeding your baby. When you pick up your baby to feed it, your arms…

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